breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen

(Source: realitytvbitch, via jesusjudgesyou)

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via a-dicktedtoyou)

casalmeianove:

69 Rodrigo’s feelings

(via tumblinwithhotties)

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